Top Seinfeld Episodes

1678 votes in 180 episodes

  • #101 The Beard

    Season 6, Episode 16 (#615)
    Won 44.444% of 18 matches.

    Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with is bald. Kramer begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about Melrose Place.

    102nd series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Carol Leifer. Originally aired on February 09, 1995.

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  • #102 The Apartment

    Season 2, Episode 5 (#208)
    Won 43.750% of 16 matches.

    Elaine is depressed about the low quality of her apartment, when Jerry overhears the two managers of his building discussing a death that makes an apartment available. Shocked by the low rent, Jerry immediately tells Elaine that he will be able to get her the apartment. Though, at first excited, Jerry later realizes how intrusive Elaine might become. Meanwhile, George hears about the effect a man with a wedding ring has on a woman, and starts wearing one to see what happens. This plan backfires, as he discovers that wearing the ring is actually causing women who would otherwise date him to reject him. 

    10th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Peter Mehlman. Originally aired on April 04, 1991.

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  • #103 The Bookstore

    Season 9, Episode 17 (#917)
    Won 42.857% of 21 matches.

    Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting. Elaine makes out with a co-worker at a party and lies to cover it up. Kramer and Newman acquire a rickshaw from Hong Kong and need someone to pull it. George takes a book into the bathroom at a bookstore and is forced to purchase it.

    173rd series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Darin Henry, Mark Jaffe, and Spike Feresten. Originally aired on April 09, 1998.

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  • #104 The Caddy

    Season 7, Episode 12 (#712)
    Won 42.105% of 19 matches.

    Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer him other advice. When George leaves his car at work, Mr. Wilhelm and George Steinbrenner think he has been working overtime. Elaine meets an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune and a "braless wonder" (Brenda Strong). Kramer and Elaine take her rival to court and only Jerry may stand in the way.

    122nd series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Andy Robin and Gregg Kavet. Originally aired on January 25, 1996.

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  • #105 The Ex-Girlfriend

    Season 2, Episode 1 (#201)
    Won 41.667% of 24 matches.

    George complains to Jerry about his girlfriend Marlene, whom George finds annoying. Jerry insists that he break up with her. George takes Jerry's advice, and breaks off his relationship with Marlene. Telling Jerry about the break-up, George insists that Jerry see Marlene to get back some books he left at her apartment. After agreeing to retrieve the books, Jerry engages in an actual relationship with Marlene. After George tells him that he doesn't mind his dating Marlene, Jerry decides to pursue her. However, after seeing his comedy act, Marlene breaks up with Jerry. 

    6th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Originally aired on January 23, 1991.

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  • #106 The Package

    Season 8, Episode 5 (#805)
    Won 41.667% of 24 matches.

    George finds out that the woman at a photo store is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of a package with no return address. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude.

    139th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Jennifer Crittenden. Originally aired on October 17, 1996.

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  • #107 The Stand In

    Season 5, Episode 16 (#516)
    Won 41.177% of 17 matches.

    Elaine gets in trouble with Jerry's girlfriend (without knowing is Jerry's girlfriend) at the bathroom where she refuses to spare a square of toilet paper. She says she recognises her voice and will not stop until she finds her. Goerge and Elaine's girlfriend share a similar bond, but its ruined when Kramer tags along rock climing. Kramer tries to stop a woman calling with an erotic voice at a taxi cab. After many successful atepms of keeping Elaine from discovering the voice of his girlfriend, but then she discored the voice. She does the same thing she did to her. Kramer and Jerry discovered that the erotic woman from his phone is Jerry's girlfriend.

    80th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Larry David. Originally aired on February 24, 1994.

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  • #108 The Library

    Season 3, Episode 5 (#304)
    Won 40.909% of 22 matches.

    Jerry finds out that he is being fined for an unreturned library book from 1971: Tropic of Cancer. Jerry is convinced that he indeed did return the book, as he remembers he was with a high school sweetheart, Sherry Becker, that day and her orange dress is "burned into his memory". Jerry then finds his old high school girlfriend Sherry Becker, who tells Jerry that the book they read to each other was actually Tropic of Capricorn, not Cancer. Jerry then remembers that he actually loaned Cancer to George. Jerry then confronts George about the book, who has the flashback of Heyman's original wedgie in high school, where Jerry loaned him the book, and George left it there. Jerry reluctantly pays Mr. Bookman for the book. 

    22nd series episode. Directed by Joshua White. Written by Larry Charles. Originally aired on October 16, 1991.

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  • #109 The Pitch

    Season 4, Episode 3 (#403)
    Won 40.000% of 25 matches.

    NBC television executives approach Jerry and George to write a pilot for a sitcom. Crazy Joe Davola begins to stalk both Jerry and Kramer.

    43rd series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Larry David. Originally aired on September 09, 1992.

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  • #110 The Shoes

    Season 4, Episode 16 (#417)
    Won 40.000% of 20 matches.

    Jerry and George have their television pilot shelved after each sneaks a look at the cleavage of the daughter of an NBC executive; Elaine tries to ameliorate the problem. Elaine is trying to stop Jerry's ex-girlfriend to stop talking to everyone about her new shoes.

    56th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Originally aired on February 04, 1993.

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