Top Seinfeld Episodes

1678 votes in 180 episodes

  • #91 The Muffin Tops

    Season 8, Episode 21 (#821)
    Won 47.826% of 23 matches.

    Elaine tells Kramer that stories he sold to Peterman were published in his autobiography. Elaine's old boss, Mr. Lippman, steals her idea for a muffin shop. Kramer then decides to create a "Peterman Reality Tour". Jerry starts shaving his chest hair for his new girlfriend. George pretends to be a tourist in order to go out with a woman.

    155th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Spike Feresten. Originally aired on May 08, 1997.

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  • #92 The Jacket

    Season 2, Episode 3 (#205)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    While shopping with Elaine, Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket. Elaine gets George and Jerry to go with her to see her father, who has a reputation of being difficult and intimidating. Jerry wears his new jacket when he and George meet Elaine's father. After learning she is going to be late, Jerry and George are left to have an uncomfortable conversation with her father. When she finally arrives, they leave for the restaurant and see it is snowing. Elaine and George suggest Jerry turn his new jacket inside out to avoid having it ruined. Jerry, not wanting to look like an idiot in front of Elaine's father, ignores their advice. As they walk a short distance during a snowfall, Jerry's jacket gets ruined. 

    8th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Originally aired on February 06, 1991.

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  • #93 The Truth

    Season 3, Episode 2 (#302)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    George tells his girlfriend the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into the Woodhaven mental institution. Jerry is very upset at this because he is being audited by the IRS and George's girlfriend, an accountant, was supposed to help him out. To make things worse, she has all of his tax papers and Jerry needs them back desperately. It was Kramer who had gotten Jerry into trouble by forcing him to contribute to a fake volcano relief fund. Kramer is also dating Elaine's roommate, Tina, and Elaine complains about the loud tribal music and sexual noises in her apartment. Kramer also walks into Elaine's room and sees her naked. 

    19th series episode. Directed by David Steinberg. Written by Elaine Pope. Originally aired on September 25, 1991.

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  • #94 The Sniffing Accountant

    Season 5, Episode 4 (#504)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    George's father gets him an interview as a brassiere salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a cocaine user. Jerry, Kramer and Newman set up a sting to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his unwillingness to use exclamation points.

    68th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Originally aired on October 07, 1993.

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  • #95 The Bris

    Season 5, Episode 5 (#505)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer visit some friends and their new baby at the hospital. Kramer claims to have seen a Pig Man in one of the rooms. Jerry and Elaine are chosen as godparents to their friends' child, and they must attend the bris. Kramer says that being godparents is a bad thing and warns them of not being godparents. Elaine hires an insane mohel for the ceremony, in which Jerry gets injured and has to be taken to the hospital. While in the hospital, George confronts the hospital's manager about a man who jumped to his death and landed on his car, and she angrily rejects him. Kramer takes the Pig Man away from the hospital and learns he is actually a mentally challenged man who steals George's car. In the end, Jerry and Elaine are no longer godparents of the baby, instead the parent chose Kramer to be the godfather.

    69th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Larry Charles. Originally aired on October 14, 1993.

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  • #96 The Soup

    Season 6, Episode 7 (#608)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods.

    93rd series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Fred Stoller. Originally aired on November 10, 1994.

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  • #97 The Postponement

    Season 7, Episode 2 (#702)
    Won 47.368% of 19 matches.

    Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him. George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. Kramer and Jerry try to see "Plan 9 From Outer Space", Kramer sneaks in gourmet coffee, spills it and says he has a legal case.

    112th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Larry David. Originally aired on September 28, 1995.

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  • #98 The Stock Tip

    Season 1, Episode 5 (#105)
    Won 47.059% of 17 matches.

    George gets a stock tip, and after investing $5,000, he passes the tip on to Jerry, who invests $2,500. Jerry goes on a first date with Vanessa; a weekend away at a place Elaine recommends. As George predicted, the date ends up being a disaster. Meanwhile, both George and Jerry are shocked to discover that the source of the stock tip had been admitted into the hospital. While they are unsure of when to sell the stock, the stock's value plummets. Jerry finally sells it, but its value subsequently begins to rise, and George ends up making an $8,000 profit. 

    5th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. Originally aired on June 21, 1990.

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  • #99 The Millennium

    Season 8, Episode 20 (#820)
    Won 46.667% of 15 matches.

    Kramer makes plans for New Year's 2000 and wonders what the future may be like. Elaine gets bad service at a store and begins shopping at a similar store. Jerry learns he is on his girlfriend's speed dial.

    154th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Jennifer Crittenden. Originally aired on May 01, 1997.

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  • #100 The Maid

    Season 9, Episode 19 (#919)
    Won 46.667% of 15 matches.

    Jerry hires a maid who he then starts sleeping with. Elaine discovers she has 57 messages on her answering machine when Kramer's food-order service tries to fax her. George tries to get a nickname but a co-worker gets the one he chose instead.

    175th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer, Kit Boss, and Peter Mehlman. Originally aired on April 30, 1998.

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