Top Seinfeld Episodes

1678 votes in 180 episodes

  • #1 The Voice

    Season 9, Episode 2 (#902)
    Won 100.000% of 23 matches.

    George's employer learns that George is not actually handicapped. Jerry creates a voice in response to the sounds his girlfriend's stomach makes. Kramer hires a New York University intern to be his assistant. Elaine begins seeing Puddy again.

    158th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer. Originally aired on October 02, 1997.

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  • #2 The Contest

    Season 4, Episode 11 (#411)
    Won 100.000% of 19 matches.

    After George is caught masturbating by his mother, the four main characters devise a contest to see who can go the longest without pleasuring him/herself. Marla, Jerry's girlfriend, with whom he has yet to have sex with, learns of the contest and is disgusted. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr.. George's mother is hospitalized. Kramer was the first to leave the contest, next Elaine (George and Jerry didn't leave the contest and their fate is unknown).

    51st series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Larry David. Originally aired on November 18, 1992.

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  • #3 The Bubble Boy

    Season 4, Episode 7 (#407)
    Won 100.000% of 15 matches.

    Jerry agrees to visit a boy who lives in a plastic bubble on the way to Susan's parents' cabin. Jerry loses his way, though, and Elaine, George, and Susan visit the boy instead. Kramer goes to the cabin with Jerry's ex-girlfriend, resulting as a fire.

    47th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Larry Charles and Larry David. Originally aired on October 07, 1992.

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  • #4 The Abstinence

    Season 8, Episode 9 (#809)
    Won 100.000% of 15 matches.

    George's girlfriend has infectious mononucleosis and that they will not be able to have sex for at least 6 weeks. Jerry agrees to make an appearance at his former junior high's career day. Elaine meets a doctor who does not have a license yet. Kramer smokes in the coffee shop and is asked to leave.

    143rd series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by David Mandel. Originally aired on November 21, 1996.

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  • #5 The Andrea Doria

    Season 8, Episode 10 (#810)
    Won 100.000% of 14 matches.

    Jerry takes Kramer to his self storage space where they learn Newman has been hoarding mail. George becomes excited about a new apartment he is about to move into. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people.

    144th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Spike Feresten. Originally aired on December 19, 1996.

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  • #6 The Puerto Rican Day

    Season 9, Episode 20 (#920)
    Won 100.000% of 10 matches.

    The gang leaves a New York Mets game early in order to beat the traffic but are blocked by a Puerto Rican day parade. Each go their separate ways in order to get home.

    176th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Alec Berg, Andy Robin, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Dan O'Keefe, David Mandel, Gregg Kavet, Jeff Schaffer, Jennifer Crittenden, Spike Feresten, and Steve Koren. Originally aired on May 07, 1998.

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  • #7 The Soup Nazi

    Season 7, Episode 6 (#706)
    Won 96.875% of 32 matches.

    Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi." George and Elaine discuss how annoyed they are by Jerry's sweet-talking with his current girlfriend, especially their calling each other "Schmoopie". Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi", and is banned for a year. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public.

    116th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Spike Feresten. Originally aired on November 02, 1995.

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  • #8 The Marine Biologist

    Season 5, Episode 14 (#513)
    Won 96.000% of 25 matches.

    Jerry meets up an old friend from college and lies that George works as a marine biologist. Kramer goes to the beach to play golf, which he later regrets when he only hit one ball. George gets a date with Diane on the beach where they discuss what marine biologists do. Elaine has a calamitous encounter with a famous Russian writer. In the middle of George's date with Diane's, people gather around a dying whale at the beach; George, supposedly being a marine biologist, is asked to save the whale. George dramatically retells his struggle with the whale and reveals what had been causing the whale pain.|-

    78th series episode. Directed by Tom Cherones. Written by Charlie Rubin. Originally aired on February 10, 1994.

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  • #9 The Little Jerry

    Season 8, Episode 11 (#811)
    Won 95.455% of 22 matches.

    Kramer gets a pet rooster he names "Little Jerry Seinfeld". George visits a woman's prison where he does not see what he had expected. Elaine discovers her boyfriend once had a full head of hair and convinces him to grow it back. A store owner exposes Jerry's bad check currently on display which raises much discussion.

    145th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by Jennifer Crittenden. Originally aired on January 09, 1997.

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  • #10 The Bizarro Jerry

    Season 8, Episode 3 (#803)
    Won 95.238% of 21 matches.

    Elaine has new friends who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer. Jerry dates a woman who has "man hands." George uses a picture of Jerry's date to meet attractive women. Kramer uses a bathroom in an office building and begins working there.

    137th series episode. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Written by David Mandel. Originally aired on October 03, 1996.

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